We dug these holes we crawled into.

There, I've said it. I love The Cape.

Hey, everybody.

Feel as though your boyfriend/girlfriend is being a dick/bitch?

Well, since everybody I care about talking to on here is over twenty, here's my advice:
Just tell them that.
Talk to them about it, and make an attempt for real change.

They're big boys/girls, and should be able to take it.

Just let the votes come to you! 

This is a two parter. I had a dream that I was in a strange bedroom, waking up. I was much, much younger, and I saw that there was a girl in a bed across from me. I tried to make it seem that I was trying to get back to sleep, since I couldn't tell who she was. So I pulled my quilt over my head, and took out my glasses. I put them on and tried to peek over at her. She was cute with black hair and olive skin. Then something jumped on my bed, around my head and neck, and I started to freak out. It turned out to be a cat. I then had to act like I had just woken up and that I hadn't seen her. I didn't want to leave my bed, since I thought it was my tie to reality. She thought I was naked under my quilt. My mom came in and started fussing at me to go take a shower and get ready. So I started to, but the girl pushed me out of the way and took over the bathroom. My brother tried to play guitar for some reason, but couldn't be heard over the girl's music. My mom yelled at me, and was constantly trying to embarrass me in front of the girl.

Second part.
I was in a MMORPG, as a sort of mage-like character. My proficiency was being able to get titles and unlock levels that way. I was confronted by the rest of my party for 'hogging all the titles'. I confessed to them that I wanted to gain levels otherwise,  but just couldn't fight. So we went on the look for a curse that would make me go into the berserk status, so I could fight. We started opening everything, and I came across this old wood carving. Another friend found this necklace. We called it a day, logged out, and I was in another different bedroom. I was sharing a house with a group of people, one of which was the girl from the previous part of the dream. This time we were both in our 20s, instead of early-mid teens. It had been exactly seven years after our meeting. There were four guys and two girls. The guy who found the necklace in the game was feeling a bit odd, so he decided to go out and get some air. The other girl decided to follow him outside and start up a barbecue. I felt the sudden urge to talk to the girl. I tried to apologize for how my mom acted and how I acted back when I was a kid. However, she kept getting on her phone or messing with her purse, so I never finished. I just walked downstairs and collapsed into the fetal position in front of the television. One of my friends came by and asked what was going on. I said 'watchin' tv'. There was flashes of this person in red on tv. My friend outside screamed, and ran in with the girl. Apparently his eye had fallen out of its socket. And into the barbecue sauce the girl was using. Everybody turned their attention to them--obviously--and I started getting texts from the girl telling me 'stopwhatareyoudoingtellthetruthtiomehottw' or something else mangled with "Stop what you are doing, tell me the truth'. Then I woke up.

(500) Days of Summer TWO: AUTUMN FALLS

I had a rather dull first dream. I was in a house with my parents and brother, and was trying to hook up cable to the tv I had. Except the cable would never hook up properly. Or it wouldn't reach. or it broke. Or, when it did hook up, the tv turned out to be a shitty computer.

The second dream involved me teaming up with Conan O'Brien in a race around the world. We started by horseback riding, and ended up on a scooter before I woke up.

The third dream had me meeting up with some friends in Manhattan. They were going on a triple date, and I was the third guy. So we get to the spot, get some coffee, and I really enjoy my date. Then this guy appears and starts making trouble. So we head out,  run into some really drunken Scottish guys celebrating this one guy's birthday, and jump into a school holding a bunraku style puppet show. We run through the school, and end up having to take this elevator. time shifts, and we're running through this land near a beach. A older man, and a tall black haired guy have joined us. The old guy is telling us to reach his apartment and head inside. One of the guys from our group has lost his date to the zombie horde, another guy has had to kill his date, and my date is still alive. Also, the guy who started shit earlier? He's now a zombie with a chainsaw in place of his arm. The tall guy with black hair grabs a nearby chainsaw (it's long-bladed and blue) and he begins to attack the main zombie guy, fighting until the chainsaw runs out of gas. He manages to take down the main zombie guy, but the zombies remain. So we run towards the old man's place. The old man gets bit by a zombie, and the guy with black hair gets ripped to shreds. We make it inside and barricade the door. The girl tells me that she's in love. I tell her that I love her back. But she meant with this other guy in the party. She wants me to relay the message. She pulls down part of her jacket to reveal that she was bitten, and kills herself. We get to the guy's place, and there is a VW beetle sitting outside. (due to dream physics, the apartment building is comprised of inside apartments and outside apartments. it's really odd. Anyway, one guy wants to use the VW Beetle, and I want to see what's in the apartment. So we go inside, and I tell the 'main guy' about the girl's love for him. He shrugs it off, uncaring. There's a fireplace in the apartment, large enough for a 20-something to fit through. The other guy tries to go through, but the wall collapses, revealing a massive brick golem. The main guy fights it, as I try to pull the other guy from the rubble. I manage to free him, and I then help take down the golem by throwing bricks at it. Behind the golem is a small plastic toy spaceship and three legomen like figures. We laugh for a long time, and the two guys customize their legoman figure. I join in and quickly customize my own.  The guy who was hit by the rubble coughs up some blood and says his farewell. The 'main guy' tells me to go make the craft fly,  and that our souls will be in these tiny men, free to roam the stars. It sort of cuts to a scene where he's sick and dying, and I finally pick up the ship and head outside. He dies, and I focus on throwing the ship as hard as I can. Once I let go,  the ship begins to float in the wind. As I watch it float, i am overcome by zombies, and the girl's face is seen. There is a rush of some kind of music, and I feel the zombies eating me, and I see her face as the ship flies off. Then I wake up.

I had a dream about darkness that played music, and I tried to approach it--which never happens in my dreams. I usually run from darkness. But, to be honest, I never had darkness play rock before. 

Hammerhead Shark Keyboard. 

I was actually going to talk to this girl but she decided to talk to this other guy, and fuck him, I hate him. 

So I had a dream where I kept having false awakenings. And then I started freaking out about it. I was completely aware that I kept waking up into a dream. I thought I was dead and trapped in my own personal hell where I could never be fully functioning again. Every time I would wake up, I would be in my old house, which was a combination of my MS house and NC house. I kept trying to tell the people in my dream that I was stuck in these dreams and it was driving me insane. My dad was there, and he calmed me down. He told me that I wasn't dead, and that this was just a dream, and that I was going to wake up very soon. I just had to relax.
Then I woke up.

IS BETTER!

Firing missiles out of my eyes makes for a long night in the sweet mid-western rain.

Not sure why. Maybe because the language is atrocious. 

I had the best church experience of my life today. I went to the Brooklyn Tabernacle for their noon service. I was expecting it to be all showy and stuff, like no real merit to it. But then, after the choir, they started the real service. And throughout, they were talking about how they believed in faith over everything else. There's no purgatory, there's no bizarre rules to 'get to heaven'. There's just faith in what you believe, and love and understanding. It really fit with everything that I believe. They went on to talk about how it doesn't matter if you're republican, democrat, christian, muslim, jewish. All that matters is that you go and spread the love. The pastor talked about how Christians were in the closet lately, due to all the bad rep they've been getting. So he said "The gays are coming out of the closet, so why don't you!? They have nothing to be ashamed of, and neither do we!" Another great thing:
"You know when Jesus was on the cross, and the thief said 'remember me when you get into your kingdom'? Well, Jesus didn't ask if had been eating pork or praying on Saturday or Sunday, or if he'd been covering his head or anything like that. Jesus just accepted him."

What a great service. I wish more Christians were open for the love and faith aspect of religion.

I had a very interesting character infiltrate my dream. Captain Ginyu. He was body switching with everybody.

And, there was this even more interesting guy. He got caught in this intraplanetary war. He got shot, and was sealed in a robotic suit. So he died, but was being kept alive by the suit. He was fun.

I'm hungry for more of that gumbo I had. I want to feast again on SAUSAGES fallen brethren.

fuck it. I hate it. no more. 

It's far too creepy up here.

Okay, you can stop reading this right now if you have yet to watch the movie Scott Pilgrim versus the world.

Really, it's alright.

Hopefully I won't spoil a thing to you if I keep writing like this.

Okay, so it's really not that big of a deal, but I was reading up on people's opinions of Scott Pilgrim. It appears as though some people are upset by the whole ending, where he ends up with Ramona instead of Knives. There's this whole battle scene when Knives and Scott fight against Gideon, and they have this whole thing together. They end up walking out of the battle together, and it looks like the whole thing is just going to end with them getting back together. Ramona is all "I'm out of here," and starts to head off. Knives then tells Scott to go for her, and he chases after Ramona. They end up together.

Now people think that it's odd that he ends up with Ramona when the whole ending of Scott Pilgrim seems to point to him ending up with Knives and continuing his old way. (Knives is this girl that Scott starts dating in the start, and she's much younger, blah blah, it wouldn't work out at all. He falls in love with Ramona, and she's literally the girl of his dreams). I rather enjoyed the ending. You get a sense that Knives and Scott are going to work out together, and be all happy for a few more years until they inevitably break up or get married or something like that. But the whole point of the movie is that Scott has been refusing to mature, as is the way of early 20 somethings this day and age. Returning to a relationship with Knives would mean that he would just revert back to his old ways, and everything that he did would be in vain. He would have forgotten his lesson of self-respect and 'manning up'. Ramona is a person outside of his comfort zone. She is a challenge. Dealing with her would take a great deal of maturity from both sides. Knives was just a person that he was comfortable with. He fought for Ramona, and then, finally, for his own self worth. Returning to a high school girl that adored him would ruin the whole point.


Plus, life for guys like Scott (such as myself) is full of moments where we start to slip back into old comfortable emotions instead of press forth for newer, more fulfilling things.

So if you have an opinion, voice it. I want to hear all about it.
(Honestly. I'm not being a dick right now)